unless you were born in a place where french is spoken natively, then speaking french is gay. there is not a phrase or sentence you can say in french that sounds intimidating or bad ass. try saying, "my truck has 456 horse power," or, "i drank a whole case and ran a marathon," in french to another man and he'll ask you to take his wife to the ballet. french is the beautiful language and the only things straight men find beautiful are women and 54 foot putts. the only american men that french women like are rich american men. they don't have to learn french because they have money. therefore, there is no reason for a straight man to have a working knowledge of french.
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