posting cute or funny pictures of cats on your web page? gay.

cats are finicky, arrogant creatures who constantly ignore you and whine when they want something, like women. yes, cats are effeminate animals but owning one is only slightly gay, like owning a small dog. a man can use a cat or small dog to get women to sleep with him, but he will also attract gay men with said animals. cats can be a good pet as long as you don't give a shit about your pet, and plenty of straight dudes have pets they don't give a shit about. taking pictures of your cat makes uncomfortably questionable the adoration level you have for an animal. also, only gay men and women like things that are "cute" unless the cute thing is a human female and then the dude will only bang her if the hot one won't bang him. therefore, everytime you think something is cute, you are seen as a little more gay. when you think something is so cute that you post it on the internet and proclaim its cuteness to the entire world you are essentially coming out of the closet.

to see cute pics of my cats visit my facebook page.