Saturday, March 21, 2009

Having any knowledge of "Sex and the City" whatsoever? gay.


i don't care how dramatic carrie's relationship is or what antics samantha is getting herself into, knowing anything about sex and the city is gay. the point of the show is to fuck as many dudes as possible before you land the right man that will support, protect and go down on you for the rest of your life. obviously, a man would have to be a homosexual to relate to these characters. it's the female's/gay man's soft core porn. DIALOGUE BREAKDOWN: 22% the recent sexual activities with whatever douchebag they've been blowing and how much money he has, 17% finding "mr. right" who's description is not only not male but not human, 16% shoes, 15% menstrual cycles, 12% other people's shoes, 10% babies, 8% miscellaneous shit like small dogs as fashionable accessories and the color pink and how it enriches everything. 98% of this dialogue is held over cosmopolitans, which fall in the appletini catagory. the women aren't even good looking. sarah jessica parker looks like a horse that got kicked in the chest. there is not a single appealing thing about this show to interest a man. i don't care how good the acting may or may not be, writing, cinematography, directing, or whatever, unless you have a vagina or use your ass as one there is no reason for you to watch this show.

2 comments:

  1. bahahah. i hate that show. does that make me a lesbian?
    -Charlotte.

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  2. no, many lesbians enjoy sex and the city. it does argue though that you are not a shallow, self absorbed bimbo.

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