Thursday, March 19, 2009

Not Being Good at Sports? Not Gay!


not being good at sports doesn't make you gay, it just makes you less of a man. plenty of gay men are excellent athletes, such as tom brady, andy roddick, tim tebow, and dennis rodman. sports are an excellent way to stay in shape and keep your body looking nice and fit, which gay men care more about than women (see sitcoms such as "king of queens" or "seinfeld"). and unless you are good enough to play at the professional level sports really don't help you to score poon. you can spend your time doing much more productive and less physically stressful stuff like getting drunk in bars or saying witty things to the girl in front of you in the starbuck's line.

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  1. for the record...andy roddick is getting married to this:
    http://imgsrv.xl950.com/image/wiau2/UserFiles/Image/brooklyn%20roddicks%20gf.jpg

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  2. for a gay guy he scores some pretty hot women.

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