Dressing up your pets? GAY!

dogs and cats aren't really concerned about their appearance. for christ sake, they eat their own shit and greet each other by sniffing assholes. much like me, when they're horny they'll hump anything that's willing, and some things that aren't. but people please, stop humiliating your pets by putting dresses and "i'm purrrr-fect" shirts on them. when people see you walking a dog with a "born to be wild" tank top on the first thing the think is, "i bet he's licked that dog's penis before. or at least let the dog lick his." and i know the old saying about peanut butter on your balls isn't gay because it's, "your dog," but that makes no fucking sense (with cats it's another story). i know you don't believe it but a labrador dressed as evil kneivel is neither cute nor funny. only on halloween is this acceptable, and just barely so because most people will probably think your pet is just an ugly kid. torturing your pets with ridiculous outfits is just flat out cruel. that's why you have children.

p.s. why isn't PETA all over this? maybe because the pet clothing industry creates thousands of jobs for indian and mexican children.