But listening to one of your own accord is super gay. i'm not sure what his songs are about, but the music sounds like a dolphin fucking a unicorn on top of a rainbow. unfortunately women like this, so it permissable to own a john mayer album or have some of his songs on your ipod in order to help you seduce women. the sound waves that permeate out of speakers as his c.d. plays actually melts panties. but be forewarned, if you learn to play a john mayer song on a guitar and you play and sing this song to a girl and it causes her to sleep with you, hire a lawyer. she's underage. or don't because you're so gay you'll enjoy all the free sex in prison.
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