simply using the term murse is the same as saying, "i finish every gym work out by jerking off my spotter." if Macgyver can disable a bomb with shit he finds lying on the floor then there is no reason for a man to be carrying around enough stuff to require a purse. ever wonder why every murse you look at has a strap to hold your dildo in place right next to the anal lube pouch? they're not suggesting you sodomise your wife. a good rule of thumb: if it won't fit in your pockets then you don't need it. this is why hair gel and "muscle and fitness magazine" don't fit in your pockets. plus, a murse is an accessory which means it is not necessary and is therefore serving the main purpose of looking cute. no murse has ever been described as bad-ass or bitchin.
DISCLAIMER! the term murse can also refer to a male nurse. this type murse is not gay! although they may have to touch penises and bathe naked man they are providing a needed and honorable service. but do beware of a murse carrying a murse or a man dressed as a nurse.
Hilarious! Much needed commentary on homosexuality.
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