Alex Rodriquez, A-Rod, is possibly the greatest active baseball player and will probably go down as the greatest homerun hitter of all time, but is he gay? you bet your candy ass he's gay. the man has a $300 million plus contract and emotionally cheats on his wife with a wrinkled and mentally unstable madonna? what the hell is wrong with this guy? he's never smiled (except for that time when he heard ken griffey jr.'s child was tragically murdered) and he's getting paid exhorbitant amounts of money to PLAY A GAME! lighten up bitch. take a cue from manny ramirez and take a chill pill or do bong hits in the dug out. or maybe not, because that no good fucking judas bitched and whined until he got traded to the dodgers. so manny is gay too. these guys should be partners on dancing with the stars. manny would forget where he was and that he was dancing and a-rod could criticize his make-up artist and cry in the arms of some washed up pop star celebrity judge. i'm not even going to try and figure out what the deal with manny's hair is, but i am sure he and rupaul share a stylist. actually, between the two i'm not sure who's more gay. why don't you decide!
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