recent quotes

Matt: i'd do things to her that are illegal in seven states.
Reggie: i'd do things to her that are illegal in all of them.

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Lamon: i've never tried cocaine before, but i here it's a blast!

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Reggie: i had sexual relations with a pbr can.

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Reggie: nah, she's just sexually open minded. she's only a slut if she won't sleep with you.

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Carl Chang: lkshfqiwbefiwefbliuwegfilwefiwebflwief. NO! NO! jahbfiwefiuwefljhwefjkbviuyufwoefcndiewefunewofubwefiuyewfib.