Dressing up for a movie premier... GAY!

if you admire some fictional character so much that you feel the need to dress as that character when attending a movie premier you are basically telling everyone there that you were thinking of that character when you last were fucking your unsatisfied girlfriend. how are you gonna be inside your girlfriend and thinking of boba fett? or did you make her dress up like boba fett before you started? more importantly, how are you gonna advertise this to everybody? then take pics and post them on the net so anyone that may of missed it can now be affirmed of how much of a douchebag you really are. granted, i'll wear a red sox jersey and cap to a baseball game, but i don't put on the pants and cleats. and honestly, if a hand job would end big papi's slump well i'd have to just buck up and take one for the team. but this guy:


i don't think so. dressing up for movie premiers is the first step to becoming a furry. if dressing up in animal mascot costumes and fucking each other isn't gay, i don't know what is. richard simmons is a furry.

the disturbing thing is how centrally this phenomenom is around the sci-fi genre, which makes sci-fi about as gay as gay porn. i didn't see a single person dressed as daniel plainview at the "There Will Be Blood" premier. i used to get together with friends each week to watch the new episodes of the sopranos and deadwood, but i wasn't dressed as christopher moltisanti or al swearengen (though we did cook italian). these people that dress up as wolverine for an x-man movie are the same retards that wear metallica shirts to metallica concerts. for christ sake, we know you're a fan you are paying to see the damn thing, on opening night! and what do you do afterwards? do you go to the bar dressed like that? pretending and playing dress up usually stops around age 12 guys.